Tuesday, February 15, 2011

This is gross.



Gum is in your mouth. Then you stretch it out with your tongue and blow gross mouth air into it, and expect people to think it's cute or cool or something. Gross. There's spit and maybe old bits of food on that thing.

I'm not a fan.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Nostalgia




Sights, sounds, smells, people, places, things, NOSTALGIA.

Finding my old CD collection was like a time machine back to my middle/high school mind. Weird.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

A Petition concerning Freedom of Expression

http://www.change.org/petitions/view/stop_right-wing_attacks_on_free_expression_at_the_smithsonian

If you love art and/or care about your freedom of expression, please check out the above link. Some right-wing extremists in our government are trying to cut funding at the Smithsonian and censor a video exhibit dealing with the recent AIDS epidemic. The article and petition explain more.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

An Open Letter



To every stranger who blew me off when I smiled at you today :

FUCK YOU. I've been in a terrible mood all day, and would gladly have walked right past you without acknowledging your existence. Instead, I tried to be pleasant. I smiled at you. And you walked right past me. Fuck you.

Sincerely,

Michelle



Sunday, October 17, 2010

Thursday, September 23, 2010

What do I miss most about my childhood?

I miss bathtime. I miss grabbing that obnoxiously bright bottle of watermelon Mr. Bubble and dumping half of it into the hot water. I miss throwing Barbies and buckets and other crazy toys in the tub. I miss when getting clean was less of a chore and more of an excuse to play.


At what age is one too old to bring toys into the bathtub?


Tuesday, July 27, 2010

In reality, an armchair is just another buttchair.

Would an armchair made of jello be comfortable? I feel like it'd feel awesome. I'd make myself a green one.